The Value Of #1

Take out or delivery. Soup or salad. Blondes or brunettes. Shaken or stirred.

And now the latest of the great global debates…

Greg Oden or Kevin Durant.

Talk out of the Portland camp seems to hint that Trailblazers brass is still undecided on how to use the top pick in the NBA draft. Will it be the seemingly sure thing in Ohio State big man Greg Oden? Or will they fall prey to the glitz, glamour and promise of Texas do-it-all forward Kevin Durant?

To a man, this is a no-brainer. But hey, it’s not easy to finish in last every year so you’ve got to give Portland a little bit of credit – at least they know how to do something right.

My gut says they know darn well what they plan to do with that pick (here’s a hint: it rhymes with Boden) and are playing the ever-popular smoke screen game just for fun, despite Durant’s impressive workouts with the team.

But while the Association’s galaxy of prognosticators will go to the grave insisting how the Blazers spend that pick will forever shape the future of the franchise, just how important is that #1 pick?

Is it the ultimate make or break it’s said to be?

A quick look at the top five picks in each of the last 10 drafts suggests those sure-fire-can’t-miss picks aren’t always what they’re cracked up to be.

2006:
1. Toronto Raptors - Andrea Bargnani, F, Italy
2. Chicago Bulls - LaMarcus Aldridge, F, Texas (traded to Portland)
3. Charlotte Bobcats - Adam Morrison, F, Gonzaga
4. Portland Trail Blazers - Tyrus Thomas, F, LSU (traded to Chicago)
5. Atlanta Hawks - Shelden Williams, F, Duke

Entirely too early to pass judgment on the Class of ’06. Each have shown flashes and are essentially entirely interchangeable. Bargnani showed good promise down the stretch for the playoff-bound Raptors, but can’t imagine taking Shelden Williams first overall instead eliminates Toronto’s postseason chances. We’ll call it a wash for now, with a hunch that at least one of the rest of the guys in the top five turns out to be more valuable than Bargnani.

If they could do it over again: Minnesota wins best pick o’ the first round with Brandon Roy at 6 – even though they promptly shipped him to Portland. When it’s all said and done, Roy may prove to be the only game-changer from last year’s first round.

2005:
1. Milwaukee Bucks - Andrew Bogut, C, Utah
2. Atlanta Hawks - Marvin Williams, F, North Carolina
3. Utah Jazz - Deron Williams, G, Illinois
4. New Orleans Hornets - Chris Paul, G, Wake Forest
5. Charlotte Bobcats - Raymond Felton, G, North Carolina

Think Milwaukee would like a do-over on the can’t miss Bogut for any of the guards that went 3 through 5? Yeah, me too. Going into the draft, there was never any doubt the top pick would be the big Aussie from Utah. Yet, D-Will and C.P. are already top tier players at their position after just their second year in the league, and even Felton has shown flashes of franchise potential.

As far as that coveted no-brainer top pick, some would argue David Lee (picked 30th by the Knicks) is, and will be, a better pro than Bogut. Ouch.

If they could do it over again: Before the playoffs started, Paul would’ve been the easy nominee for the man most deserving of being the top pick. Now given my choice, I’d have to flip a coin over the guys who went 3 and 4. Take me to task and I’ll go with Paul over the long haul.

2004:
1. Orlando Magic - Dwight Howard, F, SW Atlanta Christian Academy
2. Charlotte Bobcats - Emeka Okafor, F/C, Connecticut
3. Chicago Bulls - Ben Gordon, G, Connecticut
4. L.A. Clippers - Shaun Livingston, G, Peoria Central HS (Ill.)
5. Washington Wizards - Devin Harris, G, Wisconsin (traded to DAL)

Can’t argue against myself just to try and prove a point here. Hands down, Howard has proven to be the cream of the 2004 crop. Points and FG percentage have increased every year for the lean leaper, while averaging 11-plus boards a game in his three-year career. And forget Gerald Green. D-How was robbed in the dunk contest this year. After all, isn’t that the true way to measure our superstars these days?

If they could do it over again: The slam dunking, sticker-on-the-glass-posting Mr. Howard. No doubt about it. Although the 16 teams who passed on the versatile Josh Smith have to be kicking themselves. But still, in this case study, Howard is our first undeniable example thus far of a legit and deserved top overall selection.

2003:
1. Cleveland Cavaliers - LeBron James, F, St. Vincent-St. Mary's HS
2. Detroit Pistons - Darko Milicic, F/C, Serbia and Montenegro
3. Denver Nuggets - Carmelo Anthony, F, Syracuse
4. Toronto Raptors - Chris Bosh, F, Georgia Tech
5. Miami Heat - Dwayne Wade, G, Marquette

We didn’t know it at the time, but the 2003 draft could prove to be the stuff legends are made of (a la the NFL QB class of ’83). You would be hard-pressed to find a top five equal to the level of talent we see here, perhaps in any sport at any time. The disappointing Darko aside (and because the kid can’t get any playing time no matter where he goes, we still have no clue if he’s really any good), 4 of the top 5 from ’03 have already proven to be franchise players. Every single one of them.

But as far as that top pick goes, arguments still linger whether D-Wade was a better bargain at five than Bron Bron was at number one. Truthfully if not for injuries, I’m not so sure Wade isn’t the easy pick here as Best in Show. The whole “LeBron is King,” “I Am A Witness” thing is all good for selling shoes. But I’ll take the guy who can score, rebound, pass and play an all-star caliber level of defense night in and night out – and that’s Wade. For those of you who have already forgotten, Wade was the reason Miami won the title in 2006 – not Shaq. He led his team and made those around him better. LeBron needs to figure out how to do the latter before you can sell me he’s the pick. Of course, I don’t question Cleveland’s pick for a second. Coming in, my grandmother’s labradoodle knew James was the only choice at the top of the draft. I’m just saying, look at where we are now.

If they could do it over again: LBJ was the right pick, although at this point, I’ll gladly take Wade four picks later. Other than his inability beyond the arc (something LeBron ain’t so great at either) I challenge you to find me a flaw in Flash’s game. Look all you want, it’s not there.

2002:
1. Houston Rockets - Yao Ming, C, Shanghai Sharks
2 Chicago Bulls - Jay Williams, G, Duke
3 Golden State Warriors - Mike Dunleavy, G/F, Duke
4 Memphis Grizzlies - Drew Gooden, F, Kansas
5 Denver Nuggets - Nikoloz Tskitishvili, F, Italy

And at the complete opposite end of the talent spectrum from 2003, we proudly present the collective stink bomb known as the 2002 draft. Although to be fair, the athletic ineptitude extends far beyond the top 5. A quick glance at the draft board reveals that only about 15 of the 58 players selected still hold NBA jobs. That’s a worse success rate than Paris Hilton vs. the breathalyzer. Go Paris! But I digress. For the point of this argument, the top pick was well spent on Yao, in what was another year with little or no debate as to who would be the first player taken. And looking at the competition, it’s hard to argue. I’ll credit Houston with making the right pick by default.

If they could do it over again: Hopefully the eight GMs who passed on Amare Stoudamire had a career backup plan because their calling was clearly not in evaluating potential NBA talent. Hold the draft now and Amare walks up to meet David Stern holding that #1 jersey.

2001:
1. Washington Wizards - Kwame Brown, F, Glynn Academy
2. L.A. Clippers - Tyson Chandler, F, Dominguez HS (traded to Chicago)
3. Atlanta - Pau Gasol, F, Barcelona (traded to Memphis)
4. Chicago - Eddy Curry, F/C, Thornwood (Ill.) H.S.
5. Golden State - Jason Richardson, G/F, Michigan State

Stop me if you’ve heard this one. A priest, a rabbi and a pizza delivery man are on a boat. The priest turns to the rabbi and…

Oh, sorry I drifted off there for a second. Um, what can I say about the top five in 2001 other than any of the four that went after the perennially cantankerous Kwame turned out to be much better picks. No matter how you slice it, the #1 pick was a waste in ’01, yet at the time, Kwame was the consensus choice.

If they could do it over again: How about a 6’2” guard out of France named William Anthony Parker – also known as the reigning NBA Finals MVP and three-time champion Tony Parker – coming off the board with the very last pick in the first round. Not only was he the 28th player taken… seven other guards went before him in Round 1 including juggernauts Raul Lopez, Jeryl Sasser and Joe Forte.

2000:
1. New Jersey Nets - Kenyon Martin, C, Cincinnati
2. Vancouver Grizzlies - Stromile Swift, F, Louisiana State
3. L.A. Clippers - Darius Miles, F, East Saint Louis HS (Illinois)
4. Chicago Bulls - Marcus Fizer, F, Iowa State
5. Magic - Mike Miller, F, Florida

If not for injuries, this might have actually been one of the drafts to illustrate what happens with a smart choice at number one. Sadly, that’s not the case as injuries have absolutely decimated K-Mart’s career. Meanwhile, Mike Miller has improved year after year and just turned in a stellar 2006 campaign, averaging 18.5 points and 5.4 rebounds per contest.

On the flip side, Martin played just 2 games last year and his points and rebounds had declined in each of the three previous seasons prior to that. Put both guys up on the block and tell 10 GMs to pick one and you’ll have 10 votes for the shaggy shooting Gator. Consider another top pick down the drain.

If they could do it over again: Surprisingly, it’s Miller. Too bad it’s not a Worst Dancer Contest or Mark Madsen is a runaway winner with the last pick of the first round.

1999:
1. Chicago Bulls - Elton Brand, F, Duke
2. Vancouver Grizzlies - Steve Francis, G, Maryland
3. Charlotte Hornets - Baron Davis, G, UCLA
4 L.A. Clippers - Lamar Odom, F, Rhode Island
5. Toronto Raptors - Jonathan Bender, F, Picayune HS

Gotta love what the Baron of Westwood did with the Warriors in the postseason, but let’s not get caught up in the moment here people. Elton Brand has averaged 20.3 points, 10.2 rebounds and 2.1 blocks per game over this eight-year career. Some guys go their whole careers without averaging a double-double for a season, let alone a career.

Coming out of college, Francis, Davis and Odom were definitely the sexier picks. Kudos to the Bulls for seeing past it and taking EB – even if they dumped him two years later. Still, Brand was the right pick then and he’s the right pick now.

If they could do it over again: A lot of capable candidates here – Rip Hamilton at 7; Shawn Marion at 9; and of course, who can forget the New York Knicks astute scouting of French seven-footer and soon-to-be Vince Carter poster boy Frederic Weis at 15? Oh yeah, a guy named Ron Artest went one pick later. Nevertheless, the aforementioned Mr. Brand takes the cake as the right pick.

1998:
1. LA Clippers - Michael Olowokandi, C, Pacific
2. Vancouver Grizzlies - Mike Bibby, PG, Arizona
3. Denver Nuggets - Raef LaFrentz, F, Kansas
4. Toronto Raptors - Antawn Jamison, F, North Carolina (traded to Golden State)
5. Golden State - Vince Carter, G, North Carolina (traded to Toronto)

If Portland takes a good look at the Class of '98, shear fright alone might ensure Kevin Durant gets the call at #1. The big difference is the Candy Man made his mark at the collegiate level against the likes of St. Mary's, Chico State and UC Irvine, unlike Oden, who made his mettle against some of basketball's biggest powers – and much of it with a bum hand that is now healed.

Opponents aside, Olowokandi clearly proved himself to be anything but worthy of a top pick right from the start. Bibby, Jamison and Carter are perennial all stars and all went after the big man from Pacific was gone. You get the feeling the teams that lucked out are thankful they weren't in a position to make the same mistake at #1 – yet another wasted pick.

If they could do it over again: Ironically, this year's best pick goes hand-in-hand in what could go down as one of the worst trades in NBA history. We're talking Jeff Bagwell for Larry Andersen quality here. When Milwaukee handed their pick to the commish at #9, they had pegged a scrawny 7-foot European import as their pick. Unfortunately, they decided to deal him to Dallas in exchange for Robert "Tractor" Traylor. You might have heard of the Euro – he’s current NBA MVP Dirk Nowitzki.

1997:
1. San Antonio - Tim Duncan, C, Wake Forest
2. Philadelphia - Keith Van Horn, F, Utah
3. Boston - Chauncey Billups, G, Colorado
4. Vancouver - Antonio Daniels, G, Bowling Green
5. Denver - Tony Battie, C, Texas Tech

Now this is how you spend a #1 pick. Talk about a heck of a time for the Spurs to go in the tank for a season – who knew when David Robinson went down with a back injury after only six games in 1996 it would position San Antonio as an NBA dynasty in the making? And I don't care how boring they are, when you win four titles in nine years, yes you are a dynasty. End of discussion. But let's get back on track. Is there really anything more I need to say here – in '97, the top pick was absolutely vital to the future of a franchise. No ifs, ands or buts.

If they could do it over again: Let's see. Four championship rings. Two NBA MVP awards. Three Finals MVP trophies. Nine All NBA First Team. The list goes on and on. Duncan. Duncan. Duncan.

Ok, so if you've stuck with me this long, first off thank you for your diligence. And since you’re still here, let’s do a quick recap of what all this fun shows us before we go.

The key stat: Only four times in the last 10 years did the player who went #1 prove to be the right choice. For all you math majors out there, that's six times the player taken first turned out to be worse that a guy taken after him.
So while I started out insisting a pick other than Oden was an absolute mistake, perhaps Al Horford, Joakim Noah or Mike Conley might prove to be this year's Chris Paul, Antawn Jamison or Dwayne Wade in the making.

But if you ask me, Greg Oden is much more Elton Brand than he is Kwame Brown and he's gotta be the pick. While Kevin Durant (who in case you hadn’t heard failed to bench 185 pounds even once at pre-draft workouts) could very well be Marvin Williams, Part Deux.

As for the next Tim Duncan? Hey, let’s not get carried away here. There’s only one.

GOSPURSGO!

The Answer To Life, The Universe & Everything

This is truly a momentous occasion for everyone here at That's What He Said as we celebrate our 42nd post.

For all you who actually know me, you know what this means.

If not, you're probably waiting for the punchline as to what the hell I'm talking about.

No jokes here. This is big. Huge, in fact. Dare I say - GINORMOUS!

If you've yet to be enlightened as to the power and strength of 42, consider yourself formally introduced.

Everyone, this is 42.

42, this is everyone.

I kid you not when I say this number is everywhere. Da Krew back home knows it. My family knows it. And now, you do too. You're welcome.

Don't believe me? Try Googling "the answer to life, the universe, and everything".

You tell me what it gives you as a result.

So from my introductory post, to random rants on such things as ManRam's BBQ, the world's biggest hog and of course a few poker night recaps, we've come a long way baby!

So happy 42nd post everyone... you are all as big a part of this as I am, if not moreso.

After all, I do it for you. Thanks for clicking!

And with that, how about some more random crap that's stuck inside my brain trying to get out...

Attention execs at NBC – if you’re looking for a new cast member for “Heroes” next year, I humbly recommend myself. And you won’t even have to use any special effects to showcase my super power.

Just call me – COMPUTER KILLER!

In the matter of a week, I somehow managed to completely fry my laptop AND the hard drive of my computer at work.

Unbelievable.

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Huge, huge, huge series for the Cubbies this weekend as we swept the White Sox for the first time in history at US Cellular Field.

Starting pitching was lights out. Bullpen did exactly what they were called on to do and thanks to the suddenly-worth-every penny-of-his-$136 million-contract-Alfonso Soriano (3 HRs in 3 days and a huge OF assist to keep it a scoreless game on Sunday), this could very well be the series that turns the Cubs season around.

After a horrible start, we’re now only 7.5 behind Milwaukee, who will come in to Wrigley for a three-game series this coming weekend.

My gut says after this week, that lead is trimmed to 5. Just a hunch.

Look out Brew Crew – we’re coming for ya!

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On that note, our Stat Of the Day comes directly from the sinking South Siders...

The Chicago White Sox are the only team in the majors to not have a single player with a batting average over .300.

Oy.

Want to know how bad it’s gotten on the South Side of town? The White Sox are now 14.5 games behind the first place Tigers… and only 1.5 games ahead of the last place Royals!

Oh how the mighty have fallen. What the hell happened to the Pale Hose?!?

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I’m usually a big fan of the NBA draft. But could really care less about this year.

If Portland doesn’t take Greg Oden with the first pick, the brass should all be shipped out to sea. Durant is the fun pick – will probably sell more tickets right away. Guess what else sells tickets? Winning.

Paired with last year’s rookie sensation Brandon Roy, Oden will get the Blazers a whole lot closer to where they want to be a lot sooner than the skinny swingman from Texas.

What I am looking forward to is what gem the Spurs will find hidden in an Uzbekistan village at pick 28. I don’t know how they do it. But if you can play ball, Coach Pop and his staff will find you.

All we need to know is what size ring you wear.

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From the department of "Sometimes they never learn"...

Embattled Bears DL Tank Johnson was pulled over in Scottsdale over the weekend. While there’s no word yet as to why cops pulled Tank over, you can’t help but get the feeling a very worrisome pattern is forming.

I really hope this is just another case of the Man trying to keep a Brotha down. Cuz if he really got himself in trouble again, there is serious cause for concern. If charges arise, he’s forcing the Bears hand to make a drastic move.

Maybe the Bengals need a DL.

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Lastly, thoughts and prayers to the family of Rod Beck.

The 38-year-old former relief pitcher was found dead in his home in Phoenix on Saturday. While a punchline to many baseball fans, known more for rockin’ the killer stache and a beer gut than for his pitching prowess, Shooter played an integral role in my baseball fandom when he saved a MLB-leading 51 games for the Cubs in 1998, helping us clinch the Wild Card.

A huge fan favorite wherever he went, Beck especially endeared himself to Cubs fans in 2003. After falling on hard times and landing out of the majors, Beck signed on with the AAA Iowa Cubs in ’03. During his stint there, the burly hurler lived in his RV parked just outside the stadium and would welcome fans to come hang out and share a beer, whether to drown the sorrows of losing or celebrate a win.

We’ll miss you Shooter. The baseball world is a little less colorful without you.

GoTuesdayGo (As In Away)!

Did you miss me? Cuz I sure missed all of you.

Man, who knew planning a wedding would take me away from my droves of loyal readers for so long? (And yes, I'm talking to all 10 of you – THANKS FOR READING!)

But I digress…

Here's some random crap to chew on befitting of a Tuesday…


I hate to say it, but part of me is almost tempted to root for Cleveland to win Game 3 tonight. Not because any sliver of my allegiance is shifting, but I'm getting the feeling that if the next 2 games are as easy as the first 2 for San Antonio, it's going to somehow devalue their championship in the eyes of the NBA fandom.

The way people are dismissing the Finals, you would think it's the Spurs fault that they are steamrolling the Cavs. Hate to break it to you, but we would've rolled whatever team came out of the East. All we can do is play who is on the schedule… and beat 'em down while we're at it.

Just to clarify though, I hope the Spurs win the next 2 games by 20 a pop. I hope we demolish them in every aspect just like we have thus far.

Before the series started, I said Spurs in 5. I'll stick to it, figuring LeBron actually shows up for a game.

GoSpursGo!

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If Barry Bonds breaks one of the most hallowed records in all of sports and no one gives a rat's ass when it happens, does it make a sound?

8 more HRs and we'll find out.

DieBondsDie!

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Interesting poll question on ESPN.com today. It read, "2007 Yankees: Whose Team Is It? Jeter or A-Rod"

Stats are great and all. Trust me, as an A-Rod fantasy owner, I'm a huge fan of what the guy has done this year. And yes, I know Jeets just ain't himself in the field so far this season.

But come on people.

A-Rod could finish the year with 150 HRs and 600 RBI and Jeter could hit .250 with 85 errors…. And it's still The Captain's team. Until he hangs 'em up, it always will be.

The 28 percent who voted for A-Rod are either severely retarded… or Boston fans.

VoteJeterVote!

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Also from ESPN.com...

If the Cubs decide to put ace pitcher Carlos Zambrano on the trading block, the Mets will go after him, The New York Post reports. According to one MLB team executive, the Mets would be "heavily involved" in any trade talks.

So help me God if the Cubs trade him to another NL team, the entire front office should be executed. Fired just ain't good enough if they do something that stupid.

But, I still say Big Z sticks around. Just a hunch.

StayBigZStay!

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What in the name of Lou Malnati's Pizza has happened to the White Sox? Here's a team a lot of people had pegged as potential division champs and AL contenders. Forget the division – they'll be lucky to finish with the best record in Chicago.
And guess what, they're losing that race too!

As of Tuesday:

Cubs 28-34 (.452)
ChiSox 27-33 (.450)

GoNorthSideGo!

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And lastly, what would any blog this week be without adding my personal opinion of "The Sopranos" finale to the millions already out there?

Boy that David Chase has got a pair. But the more I think about it, you gotta hand it to the guy.

As far as the ending (or lack thereof), I can't say I loved it. Can't say I hated it as much as most folks seem to.

Initially, furious. Later, moderately bothered. Today, I guess I'm okay with it. At this point, kind of have to be.

I hear rumors that there were actually 4 different endings written and all four will be on the DVD when it comes out. So it's sort of a "choose you own ending." That'd be cool to see what options they were thinking.

There's also word of a "Sopranos" movie. Love the show, please don't do a movie. Just wouldn't seem right to me.

Interesting sidenote…

One person who wasn't surprised at all by the abrupt ending was former Journey frontman Steve Perry. When David Chase approached Perry to use "Don't Stop Believin'" in the series' final moments, Perry said on one condition – Chase had to tell him how it was all going to end!

"I was not excited about [the possibility of] the Soprano family being whacked to 'Don't Stop Believin'," said Perry, who tuned in along with 12 million other fans on Sunday night. "I told them, 'Unless I know what happens — and I will swear to secrecy — I can't in good conscience feel good about its use.'"

The show's producers reportedly made Perry promise to keep it under his lid, which he did, and then they spilled the beans on how the song was used and how the show ends, after which Perry signed off.

Wonder if Chase told him what the hell it all meant. Steve, hook it up!

Spurs 85, Cavs 76

One down, three to go.

Let's be honest, did anyone really think a team whose second option is named "Boobie" really had a chance at a title?

Exactly.

Yes, we only won by. 9 Yes, it's only Game 1.

Guess what?

Doesn't matter. That's why Mike Brown pulled LeBron James when they were down 10 with 50 seconds to go. Even he knows it.

Cleveland is just postponing their vacation. This team has no chance against us.

GoSpursGo!